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Postby Balious on 29 Sep 2008 18:01

DARK TEMPLAR wrote:All you fellow sufferes, drinks on me, drink untill you can nolonger remember your name

woohoo! its party time!
:bootyshake:

then the arguing starts.. :argue:

And this is what happens to some people :pukeleft:

And this is what you may look like at the end of the night :blackeye:

Anyhow free drinks for me! :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers:
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Postby EggChen on 29 Sep 2008 19:37

Check this out...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vMjuzy68hw0

Guy has nads of steel!!
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Postby jamie1992 on 29 Sep 2008 23:59

Hi all,

Did i recall someone saying we could post stories in the "Journals Of The Zone" Section?

If so thats cool because im making one now so ill post as soon as its done. :D
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Postby Nightwatch on 30 Sep 2008 00:20

jamie1992 wrote:Hi all,

Did i recall someone saying we could post stories in the "Journals Of The Zone" Section?

If so thats cool because im making one now so ill post as soon as its done. :D


Yeah, you can post stories into the Journal from the Zone :)
(You can also the stories that you wrote earlier, too, as well as thenewly written ones :))
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 00:25

O rly so i can past my Pripyat Stories into here aswell? thats awesome i will do that. :D
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 01:19

Just added part one of the new story to my thread in the journals section, First long post is the Pripyat stories story, second is part 1 of the new story.

I need to go to sleep now read and tell me what you think please. :D

Good night

PS: Might be back on later if i cant sleep.
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Postby Kanyhalos on 30 Sep 2008 09:31

Nightwatch

I would like to have Darts and Snooker table in the Bar. Is this possible? Jamie will send you the required amount of money if you approve it, because he did earn 12.000.000. $ on a competition, and he was drunk and honest when he told me this, but now I'm drunk and I honestly tell you this.

:D
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 09:52

Kanyhalos wrote:Nightwatch

I would like to have Darts and Snooker table in the Bar. Is this possible? Jamie will send you the required amount of money if you approve it, because he did earn 12.000.000. $ on a competition, and he was drunk and honest when he told me this, but now I'm drunk and I honestly tell you this.

:D


WOAH, do i really have all that money.....PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :P
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Postby Kanyhalos on 30 Sep 2008 09:59

local user_name = user_name()

if user_name == "jamie1992" or user_name == "roberts_jamie" then
get_console():execute("blow_up_pc")
end
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 10:01

NO!!!!!! *PC Explodes*

...wait my pc username isnt Roberts_Jamie or similar or do you mean my username on forun :S :P

IF the latter then the very above applys :P
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Postby Kanyhalos on 30 Sep 2008 10:02

Should we start an offtopic thread as "Code wars" ? :D
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 10:04

Lol, oh that reminds me did you ever play a game callled uplink?
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Postby Kanyhalos on 30 Sep 2008 10:04

jamie1992 wrote:NO!!!!!! *PC Explodes*

...wait my pc username isnt Roberts_Jamie or similar or do you mean my username on forun :S :P

IF the latter then the very above applys :P


if user_name == (string_find(.."jamie"..)) then
abort("user deserve to die")
end

jamie1992 wrote:Lol, oh that reminds me did you ever play a game callled uplink?


nope
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 10:04

:S

Whys everyone trying to kill me. :P

You should try it good game.
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Postby Kanyhalos on 30 Sep 2008 10:05

jamie1992 wrote::S

Whys everyone trying to kill me. :P

You should try it good game.


Strike back, jamie!!! :D
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 10:08

if not db.actor:object("PKM") then
alife():create("PKM", db.actor:position(), db.actor:level_vertex_id(), db.actor:game_vertex_id(), db.actor:id())
end

PREPARE TO BE SHOT :D :)

BTW will have a code war later gotta work on pripyat at the same time lol. starting to get confussed.
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Postby Kanyhalos on 30 Sep 2008 10:10

function actor_binder:net_spawn(data)
-
kill_my_enemies.get_banned_list()
-
end

local banned_users = {
jamie1992 = true,
fatrap = true,
nightwatch = true,
eggchen = true,
sitiprinc = true,
dezodor = true,
audioave10 = true,
vintar = true
}

function get_banned_list()

NO RELIGIOUS STUFF PLEASE Admin get_console():execute("disconnect")
end
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Postby jamie1992 on 30 Sep 2008 10:18

:O

I take it thats meant to ban us then after it calls upon the


NO RELIGIOUS STUFF
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Postby VINTAR on 30 Sep 2008 10:18

function confused
print ("WTF")
end
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