Yes, I did get it sorted... so to speak...
By rebuilding my rig...

Just got the last of me parts about 10 minutes ago. Double checking everything and finishing the build. 'Tis much fun, I tell ye!

Anyways, gots a PSU and CPU Cooler to install, so cheers man!
EDIT: NOw I am f***ing pissed. I want my f***ing money back from that tech @$$hole. He told me that it was the motherboard... so I replace the motherboard, which necessitates the replacement of the PSU, Cooler, and Case... so I spend 300$ to fix it... I even bought a new HDD and OS to be safe... so what happens when I start my computer up? THE SAME BLOODY THING. CPU is seated perfectly, I only have one HDD plugged into the the mobo, and my video card... start it up AND STILL NO POWER TO USBs, AND STILL NO DATA GOING TO THE MONITOR. I am on the F***ING warpath now. I swear, I had a bad day at work, but it was alright, because I would be able to work on my computer... which I love doing... but I keep getting F***ed over by this profit-at-all-costs bullshit... I need a f***ing cigarette!
EDIT EDIT: Grump, if I paid for shipping, how much would it cost for me to send my computer to you and ask you to just bloody make it work?