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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 10 May 2010 05:01

Normally for cuts this bad, I just superglue it or cauterize it back together... but I was at work, so I couldn't exactly get away with "Hey, Seth, what are you doing with that superglue?" "Oh, don't worry, I'm just superglueing part of my thumb back on..."
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Postby 3040Krag on 10 May 2010 11:43

Spuerglue is awesome for cuts - stops the bleeding NOW and closes the open parts/pieces.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 10 May 2010 23:01

lol, that it is. On the bright side of things, the cut was just sooooooo grody. Like, I wanted to take a picture of it while the doctor was giving me stitches. Little chunks of meat were hanging out, and my lap was absolutely covered in blood... PLUS, I got to hang out with the cute little hostess who drove me to the hospital. She was pretty cool. She was ogling my wound the whole time though, going "that is so awesome." I can't count the number of times I offered to take her out or buy her a drink in my drugged up state at the hospital. But, I was turned down...

Damnit. I need to figure out this whole "getting a date thing." I can understand asking a chick out while we're at a hospital isn't exactly the best way to do things, but hey, she was cute and she was nice. Who can blame me?
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Postby 3040Krag on 11 May 2010 00:37

Err, maybe bloody carnage wasn't exactly putting her in the mood!?!? B-( :-k
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 11 May 2010 09:30

Probably. But she could at least let me thank her by buying her something to eat or drink... :P
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Postby rockingmtranch on 11 May 2010 14:54

Don't take her out for hamburgers LOL :mozilla_smile: Ask her to a nice little ice cream shop.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 12 May 2010 19:06

"No such thing in this world as friends."

I'm not going to have internet for a while. Peace out folks.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 14 May 2010 02:10

Hey. Stopping by to tell you folks what's going on. As of thursday, the 20th, I am out on my own fer good. I am done with roommates. Period. Got my own place. Getting my shit in order. will keep you folks updated. Peace!
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby audioave10 on 16 May 2010 06:11

Good Luck...Mea.

hey guys, remember this.....

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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby Nightwatch on 16 May 2010 15:11

Yeah, it was one of the best scenes in the film, audioave10. :D


And, good luck from me, too, MeanderingBeing. :mozilla_smile:
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Postby jamie1992 on 17 May 2010 23:07

Now I know not everyone likes everything I do.

But I'm pleading to all of you here, that are on this forum, please PLEASE watch this video.

Now Before you click this and watch I hope. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE 5:45. I highly doubt anyone will understand the true amount of work that would have gone into this, as noone except me on here models as far as I'm aware. This video gives me goosebumps, this is how I want my future modelling to be, and rendering and animating. I'm not sure what else to say. But please watch it all.

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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby Grump642 on 18 May 2010 01:21

Wow!!That is one hell-of-a job!
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 18 May 2010 01:57

that video is pretty cool! :)
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Postby 3040Krag on 18 May 2010 02:45

110 days on rendering alone! Wow, great video and fantastic work. Guy's a genius.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby audioave10 on 18 May 2010 04:03

Fantastic work indeed...keep at it Jamie, we know you can do it. Besides, it might get you well employed some day.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 20 May 2010 06:38

The town I live in just got slammed with tornadoes. Been 4 hours without power. Will be uploading video to YouTube in the near future. Cheers!

EDIT: Ugh, I hate the propietary software they make for these fucking phones. In order to get the videos off of my phone, I have to install this program, then another, and then install a bunch of programs on my phone... And then after that, I have to go through a half hour of bullshit to make the fucking bullshit work... Then I have to find a way to block the programs from doing what all bullshit programs like this do: starting up with your computer and eating up resources 24/7 without even giving you the option of turning the damn program and the 14 services that go along with it... I swear to god, SOMEONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO BITCHSLAP THESE it DEVELOPERS AND PROGRAMMERS TO THE FUCKING MOON. Seriously, why can't I just read the phone's memory as if it were a disk drive!? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it has to be COMPLICATED...
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby audioave10 on 20 May 2010 07:07

That pisses me off too.

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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby audioave10 on 20 May 2010 16:30

Big news...some Pirates are not bad.

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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby 3040Krag on 20 May 2010 23:06

WRT the phone programs, it's not the developers and programmers, it's business and product managers at the direction of executive officers. Dilbert is a successful cartoon because it really does mirror the IT world.

One group I worked with (I'm a former developer and system administrator) had project coffee cups made up. They had the project name on them, of course, but on the other side was a cartoon of the space shuttle mounted on the launch rocket upside-down. A tech is trying to delay the launch but a manager is telling him "A schedule is a schedule. Don't be coming to me now with your problems."

Too true, and the same idiots that put out crap to meet a schedule also "design" the system objectives and goals. Regardless of common sense.

Here's another one that makes me roll my eyes. In the 1990's I worked on a project for cell phones. A cell has to run flat out all the time, but people don't call all the time so there's always spare, or "free" bandwidth built into the system. The cell rates cover the cost of running at 100% but some manager wanted us to come up with a way to use the bandwidth not utilized. In short, SMS was born, AKA texting. Yup, the "free" bandwidth already paid for by each of us through our regular cell phone fees is now one of the biggest profit makers for cellular providers. At 100% profit.
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