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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby rockingmtranch on 02 Feb 2011 19:37

DARK TEMPLAR wrote:Catholic? :-J Lutheran actualy and I'm more or less a all around handyman, I ring the bell, set up the song numbers and altar, occasionaly help with the communion. Altho I was babtised and confirmed, my views on the subject are almost as different from a believer then theirs are from those of atheists and personally couldn't really give a rat's ass whetere there is or is not a God.

Growing up, we attended a Lutheran church (it was across the street so I don't know if it was for belief or ease of access LOL). King James version, and that is just what it is, a version of the actual writings (read "censorship") has some good stories but so does Stephen King. I am an Ordained Clergy Member (because, by golly, if Joey Tribiani could do it, so could I) but I don't preach to anyone really. Be good to others is the best we can hope for.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 02 Feb 2011 20:30

rockingmtranch wrote:Be good to others is the best we can hope for.

Indeed one can not hope for much more then man's power to supress the more violent instincts, sure they have their useses, heck we wouldn't be around if they didn't but at the current time and age they are more of a time bomb or a defect that hampers development.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby Nightwatch on 03 Feb 2011 15:21

DARK TEMPLAR wrote:Funny thing is, most of the people I know through that are more acceptable as human beings to me. Sure they still tend to annoy me, tho not as much as others do, so all in all not that bad really. Some of the reasons may be related to those because of which I quite often get along better with people older then me.

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DARK TEMPLAR wrote:Catholic? :-J Lutheran actualy and I'm more or less a all around handyman, I ring the bell, set up the song numbers and altar, occasionaly help with the communion. Altho I was babtised and confirmed, my views on the subject are almost as different from a believer then theirs are from those of atheists and personally couldn't really give a rat's ass whetere there is or is not a God.

Growing up, we attended a Lutheran church (it was across the street so I don't know if it was for belief or ease of access LOL). King James version, and that is just what it is, a version of the actual writings (read "censorship") has some good stories but so does Stephen King. I am an Ordained Clergy Member (because, by golly, if Joey Tribiani could do it, so could I) but I don't preach to anyone really. Be good to others is the best we can hope for.
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rockingmtranch wrote:Be good to others is the best we can hope for.

Indeed one can not hope for much more then man's power to supress the more violent instincts, sure they have their useses, heck we wouldn't be around if they didn't but at the current time and age they are more of a time bomb or a defect that hampers development.


Interesting news (thanks for sharing them with us) :mozilla_smile: and of course very wise words all around.
So, Rock, I guess you can conduct marriage ceremonies, too? (not That I'm planning a marriage currently. :mozilla_smile: )
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby rockingmtranch on 03 Feb 2011 16:50

Nightwatch wrote:
Interesting news (thanks for sharing them with us) :mozilla_smile: and of course very wise words all around.
So, Rock, I guess you can conduct marriage ceremonies, too? (not That I'm planning a marriage currently. :mozilla_smile: )

Sure can....this is from the Church: "What ceremonies does my ordination permit me to perform?

The official list of ceremonies is: Marriage, Baby Naming, Funeral, Hand Fasting, Commitment, Affirmation of Love, Invocations, Renewal of Marriage, and holiday ceremonies.

However if your religious traditions include ceremonies not mentioned here you may also perform them as long as they break no law and harm no one.

You are prohibited from performing ceremonies that involve exorcism, circumcision and animal sacrifice". (http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/faq.php)

I still have yet to look up "Hand Fasting".....scary sounding.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 03 Feb 2011 19:40

I stumbeled upon this lil thought some days ago *One is tired of this play, this tragedy of a life but the anwser to the age-old guestion is*To survive, to evolve, to continue striving towards higher goals* and therefor as a great artist once said ,,The show must go on'' . Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben- We must live or we die. And so we must continue playing our parts in this play, paradise on our right, hell on our left and the angel of Death behind us.* :-??


@Rock Handfasting, type of commitment ceremony http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handfasting
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby rockingmtranch on 04 Feb 2011 15:30

DARK TEMPLAR wrote:I stumbeled upon this lil thought some days ago *One is tired of this play, this tragedy of a life but the anwser to the age-old guestion is*To survive, to evolve, to continue striving towards higher goals* and therefor as a great artist once said ,,The show must go on'' . Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben- We must live or we die. And so we must continue playing our parts in this play, paradise on our right, hell on our left and the angel of Death behind us.* :-??


@Rock Handfasting, type of commitment ceremony http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handfasting

Thanks for that DT....that "trial marriage" sounds like a winner :-bd
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 04 Feb 2011 20:17

one's glad to have been of service.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby Nightwatch on 07 Feb 2011 20:56

Guys, watch this!!!

What NOT to do with 50 cal Desert Eagle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJjaj7p ... re=related


PS: she is not my wife, FYI :D
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 08 Feb 2011 13:43

I've said it before and I'l say it again, humans are bloody morons.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby rockingmtranch on 08 Feb 2011 15:25

Well, the first time I fired a slide action, it was a 9 mil and I had my left thumb up over my right thumb. Guess the outcome of that one.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby Nightwatch on 08 Feb 2011 15:48

Yeah, normal; and this one is 50 cal, and Desert Eagle is not exactly a balanced nor generally a good weapon (apart from looking very intimidating. :mozilla_smile: ) Very high recoil, inaccuracy, etc, Israeli security services don't use it either.
It's almost miracle that she didn't die there.
Internet - YouTube- full of such videos. Most of them very funny as well. :D
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby MeanderingBeing on 12 Feb 2011 15:19

OMG! I can't believe you brought that vid up XD
I spent many hours giggling maniacally couple years back, then showed my brother, then my sister, then sent a link to jamie, then continued laughing...
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby Nightwatch on 18 Feb 2011 22:09

Guys... Check this:


Burglars killed goldfish to avoid leaving "any witnesses." =))


Police are calling a January burglary of a northwest suburban home "disturbing"--not just because of the stolen goods, but because the young burglars killed goldfish to avoid leaving "any witnesses."

According to TribLocal, ( http://triblocal.com/arlington-heights/ ... -burglary/ ) a Nintendo game system, CD player, 30 video games, 30 DVDs, a BB gun, jewelry and fire safe containing personal papers and photographs were stolen from an Arlington Heights home sometime between Jan. 22 and Jan. 24.
When the homeowners returned, not only did they find their belongings stolen, but found their goldfish had been poisoned. Someone had poured hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices into their fish tank, and all three fish were dead.

Three teenagers were arrested for the burglary, according to the Daily Herald, ( http://www.dailyherald.com/article/2011 ... 702119847/ ) and a 16-year-old involved with the incident reportedly told officers he "didn't want to leave any witnesses," so he killed the fish.

The boys, ages 15, 16 and 17, allegedly targeted the home because it had been evacuated following a Jan. 19 fire.
Police called the goldfish killing "disturbing," and the 16-year-old faces cruelty to animals charges in addition to a residential burglary charge. He and his two accomplices will be tried in juvenile court.

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C'mon... what's next =))
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 19 Feb 2011 00:18

/:) ](*,) #-o X( 8-|

Time to get out the old hatchet again :axe: :ymdevil:
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby rockingmtranch on 19 Feb 2011 06:02

Oh for craps sake....WTF ever happened to logic? Is there no logic left in our young? Oh what the hell, apparently not!
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 19 Feb 2011 07:11

What really bothers me is that a lot of the things happenening (the decline altho yes, not quite exactly event after event) are pretty much like the things one has been babling about for a few years in the past(hence many of my name choices), mainly back in the days when I was a regular at GSC forums and that was before I started scouring the net for info or paid much attention to news, be it tv or papers. One has since given up as there is no point in speaking if no-one hears, no-one sees, maybe some do but they are too few to do anything. Even now one sometimes falls into the grim analystic periods and increasingly often wanders in surreal dreams. To be honest, I hate it and am scared like hell when I'm making sense in such a state of mind.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby rockingmtranch on 23 Feb 2011 16:50

Where everybody at?
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby DARK TEMPLAR on 23 Feb 2011 19:24

:-?? Perhaps one has scared them off. :( One really should just keep One's mouth shut regarding such matters.
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Re: 100 Rads Bar... Home of the Off-Topic Topics!

Postby 3040Krag on 24 Feb 2011 00:01

It'll take more than "one" of ya to scare me off! :-" :thumbright:
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