Jokes are us

[rockingmtranch]

A guy was visiting his Mother and ran short on money. She loaned him $100. A few weeks after he was home he sent his Mom a short letter and enclosed $10. This went on every few weeks until he finally sent a final letter with his final payment of the loan. A week later his Mother wrote back and enclosed was another $100.

[Nightwatch]

Great one!

[rockingmtranch]

A mother pigeon was telling her young son where they were going to fly. "But mom, I can't fly that far." "Don't worry" she said, "I have a string I can tie to my foot and to yours." "You'll be fine." He started crying. "What are you crying about?" He said, "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

[Nightwatch]

A mother pigeon was telling her young son where they were going to fly. "But mom, I can't fly that far." "Don't worry" she said, "I have a string I can tie to my foot and to yours." "You'll be fine." He started crying. "What are you crying about?" He said, "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

Good one!