Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

[ket]

We like our own brand, ing as it may sound, but true We also have our... "enemies" within the workplace, family we don't really like, and so on. So this thread is dedicated to "those people", and where you leave your farts in waiting for them to get a whiff of

[audioave10]

I am happy to report that I have no expertive in this thread subject.

[jamie1992]

Heh, when people are in the bathroom, they lock the door, and early in the morning, i have a Big ass one brewing, so i wait a good while, and then let it go infront of the door as im about to walk downstairs, the smile i get when my mum/dad open the door and you hear one of those few phrases.

"Jesus Christ"

"You smelly bastard"

"Oh my god what you been eating"

etc etc, ah good times.

Anyway, i thought my mind played me up alot, Daves is making him think of farts....strange, i think im being a hypocritical considering my above post.

[ket]

lol my mind is a bit unstable, to say the least My farting strategy is twofold, firstly I let the fart brew for as long as possible, then whoever I decide is deserving of my "gift", I strategically leave "placed" for them heheheh.

[rockingmtranch]

Careful planning before farting? Hmmm....sounds premeditated. Let us say, after one such careful plan, a person stumbles into "the gift" and, temporarily blinded of all senses, turns and stumbles away from said "gift" area and in doing so, stubbs a big toe on a heavy coffee table. Could be grounds for a suit (ok...law class is kicking in here).

[ket]

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."

[VINTAR]

OMG, who`d a thought that someone would start a thread about farting

Reminds me of the ol joke "Save gas, fart in a jar"

I must admit to being a gassy person myself, not that this is anything to boast about
But seeing as we are on the subject, hey, I fart alot, there, I said it.

Hi my name is Brad and I`m a fartaholic

Everybody :

"Hello Brad"

HE HE

[busetibi]

sif I'll give you a hug, farty, I can smell you from here

[ket]

Perhaps this thread should be renamed fartaholics anonymous?

[audioave10]

I don't think so...Ket...nobody wants to CURE themselves. Besides,
if you stopped doing it, by the time you reached my age...you would
EXPLODE!

[ket]

Not cure ourselves, fartaholics anonymous would be the farty ones bringing the victims in, help and support for them, not us